While You Were Sleeping, Beyonce Gave You The Final Part Of Her YouTube Documentary

Watch the official trailer for Season Two of House Of Cards

Political intrigue! Kevin Spacey soliloquies! That guy from Major Dad! A steak in a swimming pool! Yes, it’s House Of Cards‘s second season, and it’s ready for you.

The season’s entire 13 episodes will hit Netflix on February 14, so you and your significant other can have the least romantic Valentine’s Day binge ever (well, unless you’re also both naked).

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Beyonce just finished sharing her five-part documentary with you, probably because she got concerned that you’re already bored at work

Still in holiday mode? Beyonce’s here to help. Now that you’ve listened to her million-and-whatever-selling album, you can get the inside story on how she did it with this five-part doco, which she just finished uploading onto YouTube overnight.

There’s ‘Self-Titled Part 1: The Visual Album’, the initial promo that was launched alongside the album, in which she first explained what the hell was going on.

There’s ‘Self-Titled Part 2: Imperfection’, in which she talks about her feminist role models and that time she lost on Star Search.

There’s ‘Self-Titled Part 3: Run ‘N Gun’, in which she wears awesome sweaters and talks about collaborating with Jay Z.

There’s ‘Self-Titled Part 4: Liberation’, in which she talks about being a hot mum.

And there’s ‘Self-Titled Part 5: Honesty’, in which she hangs out with Pharrell and Justin Timberlake, and blames her history of not-so-good solo songs on the fact that you were such a big Destiny’s Child fan, or something.

And that’s Beyonce’s pretty insightful five-part promo documentary. Now get back to work! Oh wait, not just yet.

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Your boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt launched a new online show

It’s called HitRecord On TV, and it’s a weird thing — made up of short works from 426 contributing artists (including famous folks like Elle Fanning) — that’s nothing at all like 3rd Rock From The Sun. According to the show’s YouTube channel, the season will include 8 episodes, “each revolving around a different theme, like RE: Space, RE: The Other Side, and RE: Money.”

Thankfully, this episode mainly just involves JGL wearing a slim Roger David suit and waving a camera in people’s faces. Also, great for stoners.

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The Simpsons-themed Lego set exists, and it looks pretty great

Early last year, Lego announced that they’d be releasing a Simpsons-themed set of their famous brick toys/toddler choking hazards. Now, almost a year later, some European toy spy has leaked a few flashy images of the final product. It contains 2523 figures, six mini figurines of the family (PLUS FLANDERS), and loads of other fun stuff to play, ahem, “build” with as a serious adult.

Start saving, kids.