We Hate To Encourage This Kinda Thing, But Justin Bieber’s Abs Are Looking Pretty Good
We've gotta do some sit-ups when we get home.
It’s an important rite in the life of every young man: that moment when they notice their oddly disproportionate schlubby teenage bodies in the bathroom mirror and silently think, “Ew, who would screw you? You don’t look anything like the Ultimate Warrior.” And so, almost immediately, they secretly rummage through their dad’s shit in the garage and pick up those dusty, long forgotten weights, and lift and lift and lift like a mad freak until they resemble a ripped Greek God, you know, one of the little child ones.
It seems that Justin Bieber, now a maturing 19-year-old, has finally reached such a moment. Perhaps fuelled by his lackluster ticket sales, or maybe even the ongoing domestic problems with his pet monkey, the Biebs has turned his attention to fitness in recent times, and, as his most recent Instagrams prove, he wants the world to know. All of a sudden, the kid spends more time shirtless than a deadbeat dad, but, as much as we feel weird saying it, his abs are pretty good.
That’s just Bieber setting the scene.
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Hmm, interesting definition around the transversus abdominis.
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There is also some impressive definition in the pectoralis major, indicating that Bieber has added incline front presses to his routine.
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I wonder how hard you could punch him right in the gut before it hurt?
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This Instagram doesn’t have anything to do with abs, it’s just f**king stupid.
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Bieber’s Believe tour hits our shores this November and December. He’ll probably look like Vin Diesel or The Rock by then.