Watch This Really Clean Raccoon Find Owner’s Belongings, Wash Them
Raccoons are cleaner than you.
There are few things cuter in this world than a raccoon doing human things/anything and thankfully the internet seems to agree fervently lately, gifting us with more raccoon-related gifs and videos than ever before (move over, every animal ever).
I spent way too long deciding which gif to use.
I mean, just look at this little guy taking it upon himself to clean his owner’s belongings, because humans have inferior hygiene and nothing you wash will ever be raccoon-washed clean, so just forget about it. Your shoes? Not clean enough. Wallet? Dirty. Your brand new iPhone? Rub some soap on that thing, for god’s sake.
Honestly, what are turtles and goats even doing these days? I don’t know, and frankly, I don’t want to know — they’re boring and irrelevant and please only contact me from now on if a raccoon has done literally anything.