Watch This Decent Bloke Bear Save A Lazy, Freeloading Crow From Drowning
I've had it up to here with these bloody crows, tell you what.
Like some idiot tourist who swims outside the flags at the beach, this goddamn crow went for a swim and got himself into trouble, because apparently crows aren’t designed to get wet.
Then along comes old m8 bear — who drinks out of that water, by the way — to save this bloody clown of a crow, even though he’s kicking and screaming the whole time like someone’s done him an injury. Didn’t have to. Just did it because that’s what good blokes do, help each other out.
Typical bloody crows, hey. They act like they’re too good for the rest of us, get into a bit of strife, and then need a decent hardworking bear to sort out their mess. This bloke learned a valuable lesson, but the rest of ’em could do with a good talking-to.
Guess we know who’s the lifter and who’s the leaner in this scenario, right Joe Hockey?
You can watch the whole thing below. Wake up, Australia.