Watch Otto The Skateboarding Bulldog Win A Place In The Guinness World Record Book, Your Heart

You know that scene in The Mighty Ducks when Coach Bombay tells Charlie he believes in him “win or lose” and then everyone’s chanting his name and he pulls off a sweet triple-deke to win the PeeWee Championship and everyone runs onto the ice to Queen’s ‘We Are The Champions’? That is literal garbage compared to this.

Otto, a three-year-old bulldog from Peru and a very very good boy, has just taken out the Guinness World Record for “Longest Human Tunnel Travelled Through By A Skateboarding Dog”. The feat was pulled off in celebration of Guinness World Record Day this week, and involved the champion coasting between 30 people’s legs down a hill in Lima.

I don’t care how ridiculous each of those words are, if you don’t at least crack a smile at the resulting footage, you are an objectively bad person and we can’t be friends.

I mean, nothing else matters today right? Here’s another clip of him in training:

And another:

And just one more set to ‘Born To Be Wild’:

“OTTO OTTO OTTO OTTO OTTO!”