Watch Jon Hamm And Billy Eichner Get Ruthlessly Rejected For Threesomes On The Street

A couple of years ago, Billy Eichner paraded Paul Rudd around the streets of New York and found out that everybody would quite like to have sex with him. Nearly every person who was asked if they’d “have sex with Paul Rudd for $1” said yes and some rightly said they would do it for free.

I didn’t see the rest of that episode of Billy on the Street, but I assume it included a montage of Eichner pouring water on himself to discover it was wet and other things the world needs exactly zero further proof for.

Now, in the first online clip of the show’s new series, Eichner has dragged Jon Hamm along for a similar experiment. The question: “would you have a threesome with me and Jon Hamm for $1?” The results were more surprising.

Though he got the nod from a couple of guys (shoutout to the beautiful weirdo who started on his monologue about Pete Campbell being a power bottom), apparently most women care more about “their husbands” and “their children”.

“I know he doesn’t have great buzz anymore, but he used to,” Eichner says, desperately.

“Imagine that it was 2009,” Jon Hamm adds. Poor Jon Hamm.

This season of the show will feature cameos from some huge names including John Oliver, Aziz Ansari, Seth Rogen, Andy Samberg, and Lupita Nyong’o. It also features a lot of talk of Donald Trump which should be interesting as the episodes were filmed before the election.

The title of this premiere is actually “Immigrant, or Real American” which, yeah, feels a bit too close to home for a street quiz right about now.