Watch John Oliver Debase Himself To Persuade Scotland To Stay In The UK

The referendum on Scottish independence is only a few days away, and with the race too close to call Last Week Tonight host and professional Englishman John Oliver has decided to throw his hat in the ring. Taking his cue from every British romantic comedy ever made, he’s prepared some elaborate, over-the-top gestures to declare his undying love for Scotland and convince her to please don’t leave baby, I can change I swear.

The Scottish national animal is a fucking unicorn. I think they’ll be just fine.