Unfortunately, Daniel Day Lewis’ Son Is A Rapper
"You are embarrassing your dad so hard, dude," says accurate YouTube commenter.
“The sons bear the sins of the father,” said God or Moses or some other bearded person in The Bible. They might’ve reversed that line if they had rapping children.
In the terrible tradition of Chet Hanks, rapper son of Tom, comes Gabe Lewis, son of Oscar winner, acting superhero and part-time bootmaker, Daniel Day Lewis. Gabe, a student at Sarah Lawrence College, a fancy liberal arts uni in upstate New York, just released his new bluntz anthem, ‘Green Auras’. It goes a little something like this:
The mornings when I’m sad are the ones when I smoke first
Self-medicated ’cause my heart and my throat hurt
Tryin’ to understand what it means to be a man
Appreciated by his friends and all of those who aren’t his fans
Call me Gabe Day and not Gabe Day Lewis
‘Cause if you’re ’bout to call me out, I’m ’bout to Gabe Day Lose It, bitch!
I know what my name is, and shit I know what fame is
Judging someone for their dad is just as bad as being racist
Wait, what? Of course, Facebook commenters said it best:
We’ll never be able to watch There Will Be Blood the same way again.