This Twitter Account Is Posting All The Brilliantly Weird And Stupid Things Politicians Say In Parliament
Fun fact: Peter Dutton was called "potato head" in the House of Reps the other day.
When Australian politics isn’t being deeply frustrating and profoundly depressing, it is an accidental live comedy show. Thanks to the extremely limited prerequisites to becoming a politician (read: how to breathe and have a pulse), the Australian Parliament is a big mixing pot of bizarre old men and people who got the wrong address but stayed anyway because they felt too awkward leaving.
Recording all of these characters saying things during parliamentary proceedings, is the Hansard of Australia’s Parliament — an official log of transcripts of debates in the Senate, House of Representatives, Federation Chamber and parliamentary committees. And now, tweeting out some of the more colourful excerpts, is the incredibly entertaining and somehow not satirical Found in the Hansard Twitter account.
There’s some pretty great things in there, including Christopher Pyne’s very weird and long-winded metaphor about leaves, Stephen Conroy’s enthusiastic declaration that he likes fibre and a self-conscious Ian Macdonald holding a committee up to complain about some unflattering photos he just saw of himself in The Age. It’s best not to ask questions; just take this for what it is — ridiculous things coming out of the mouths of elected government officials during recorded, taxpayer-funded meetings.
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House of Reps, 10/2/2016, p.64 #auspol pic.twitter.com/lW6nD1vnFB
— Found In The Hansard (@inthehansard) February 11, 2016
Senate, 2/2/2016, p.27 Senator Dastyari (NSW) #auspol pic.twitter.com/bqwf0a6fut
— Found In The Hansard (@inthehansard) February 2, 2016
House of Reps, 3/2/2016, p.67 #auspol pic.twitter.com/QXLO09wFer
— Found In The Hansard (@inthehansard) February 3, 2016
Legal and Constitutional Affairs Legislation Committee, 9/2/2016, p.41 Senator Ian Macdonald in the Chair #auspol pic.twitter.com/Xfv8k5FNSQ
— Found In The Hansard (@inthehansard) February 11, 2016
Environment and Communications Legislation Committee, 9/2/2016, pp.12-13 #auspol pic.twitter.com/UCYzAt6mYq
— Found In The Hansard (@inthehansard) February 10, 2016
House of Reps, 9/2/2016, p.56 #auspol pic.twitter.com/FlDIATaNOj
— Found In The Hansard (@inthehansard) February 9, 2016
Environment and Communications Legislation Committee, 9/2/2016, p.130 Senator Reynolds in the Chair #auspol pic.twitter.com/SZiqWyZhJu
— Found In The Hansard (@inthehansard) February 10, 2016
House of Reps, 2/2/2016, p.31 #auspol pic.twitter.com/HXjhZWYnlZ
— Found In The Hansard (@inthehansard) February 2, 2016
Environment and Communications Legislation Committee, 9/2/2016, p.104 #auspol pic.twitter.com/GSKxKzoUB6
— Found In The Hansard (@inthehansard) February 10, 2016
Legal and Constitutional Affairs Legislation Committee, 9/2/2016, p.25 Senator Ian Macdonald in the Chair #auspol pic.twitter.com/SH29f566DX
— Found In The Hansard (@inthehansard) February 11, 2016
Federation Chamber, 8/2/2016, p.160 #auspol pic.twitter.com/Q7rvsw6RMa
— Found In The Hansard (@inthehansard) February 8, 2016
House of Reps, 2/2/2016, pp.8-9 #auspol pic.twitter.com/KfxCBuL91s
— Found In The Hansard (@inthehansard) February 2, 2016
House of Reps, 8/2/2016, p.77 #auspol pic.twitter.com/TmaPndbs6d
— Found In The Hansard (@inthehansard) February 8, 2016
Rural and Regional Affairs and Transport References Committee, 3/2/2016, p.14 #auspol pic.twitter.com/KQjLSlADG7
— Found In The Hansard (@inthehansard) February 6, 2016
Legal and Constitutional Affairs Legislation Committee, 8/2/2016, p.25 Senator Ian Macdonald in the Chair #auspol pic.twitter.com/HD1xcIzQaN
— Found In The Hansard (@inthehansard) February 9, 2016
And have a bonus excerpt from reporter Mark Di Stefano, who picked up Bill Heffernan’s “fuck that’s risky shit”:
I can also confirm, yes, Hansard most definitely recorded it pic.twitter.com/39MNFlEojB
— Mark Di Stefano (@MarkDiStef) February 10, 2016
You’re welcome.
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