There’s A Text Service That Punishes Your Enemies By Sending Them ‘Game Of Thrones’ Spoilers
For your texts are dark and full of terrors.
Avoiding Game of Thrones spoilers has become a difficult and cumbersome game, particularly for Australians who can’t watch the episode until they get home on a Monday night. Spoiling an episode through a tweet or a headline is now the ultimate online sin, and it turns out, a great way to torment a sworn enemy!
Inspired by a Reddit post in which a man bemoans his ex-girlfriend punishing him by sending him Thrones spoilers as revenge for cheating on her, some vengeful beasts started ‘Spoiled’ a service that sends key Game of Thrones plot points to a number of your choice, right after a new episode has aired. The anonymous service comes for the low, low price of $1.30 AUD and afterwards your victim’s reaction is posted on Twitter for everyone to rejoice in.
Good/bad news: Spoiled confirms that their “text messaging ravens have learned how to cross the narrow sea” and can now reach international numbers.
It seems mean-hearted and terrible sure, but it’s a lot more effective than sending someone a packet of glitter. You’ve only got one episode left now, so you better make it count. All men must spoil!