There’s A Guy With Two Penises, And He Just Did A Reddit AMA

I know you might be currently absorbed in a summertime reading of Anna Karenina, but let me interrupt for a second, because I’m pretty sure an article starting with the line “I am the guy with two penises. Ask me anything” is probably something you’d wanna read.

Well, it’s your lucky day, ’cause a guy with two penises did a Reddit AMA overnight and, obviously, the questions flew thick and fast. Twice as thick and fast? Why am I wasting time with poorly-considered puns; let’s get to the absolutely ridiculous stuff.

(And yep, there’s a completely NSFW photo of them, which we’ll just leave right here).

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1. The science

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2. The medical community’s reaction

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3. The parental support

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4. The magical powers

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5. The female reaction

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6. The inevitable questions about peeing

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7. The inevitable questions about positioning

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8. The inevitable questions about sizing

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9. The inevitable questions about sex

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10. The helpful summary

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For more enlightening holiday reading, head here for the rest of the thing.