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Someone Made A Dildo Inspired By The Fish-Man In ‘The Shape Of Water’ And People Are Keen For It

Great news for anyone horny for the fish-man.

The Shape of Water is the Oscar nominated film by Guillermo del Toro about a thicc fish-man who a woman is hot for, and all the subsequent shenanigans that comes from a maritime-centred romance. And the good news is that if you too were horny for the fish-man, a designer of sex-toys has created a dildo inspired by the fish-man’s dick!

It needs to be pointed out that at no point in The Shape of Water do we see the fish-man’s penis, but a good portion of the film does centre on the fish-man fucking. Tumblr user XenoCatArtifacts, a maker of monster-inspired sex toys, has therefore created a dildo that is her artistic interpretation of the sea-ween.

The results are somewhere between a gorgeous artefact and a horrifying sexual nightmare, it’s basically up to you.

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The dildo is named “The Jewel of the Amazon”, which is frankly an amazing name for any phallic object. It’s made out of silicon, and its features include glowing under a UV light. It’s six inches long, and two and a half inches wide. It’s a fish man’s penis. Reviewers on Etsy seem to love it too, saying that there’s a “wonderful mix of textures to explore as well” which does sound like realistic feedback to ocean-dong. Unfortunately, “Jewel of the Amazon” has  sold out of its initial production run.

Since word of the fish-man’s dildo started circulating the internet, people have been bewildered but ultimately supportive of the existence of this watery erotic tool. Notably this includes Daniel Kraus, author of the The Shape of Water novel, who upon finding out about the sex-toy, had a Frankenstein’s monster moment, tweeting “This is not what I intended.”