The Pope Called For Peace Between Christians And Muslims; Immediately Got Turned Into A Rap Meme
"His palms were bloody, knees beat, cross was heavy, there's wine on his torso already."
As far as old white guys who rule over controversial institutions with notoriously antiquated views on society and culture go, Pope Francis is often thought to be pretty cool. I mean, he’s not Fonzie. He’s not Kanye. But — with his acknowledgment of the Catholic Church’s faults, uninhibited discussion of climate change, and inexplicable prog-rock album — he’s slightly better than your homophobic old granddad who sometimes takes you out to eat ice cream in silence.
Now this whole bizarre image has been taken to its natural conclusion.
Over the weekend, Cool Pope Francis was touring parts of the Central African Republic and spreading a message of solidarity to those affected by civil conflict. “Christians and Muslims are brothers and sisters,” he said. “We must, therefore, consider ourselves and conduct ourselves as such.” Unfortunately, while he was saying these quite lovely words, AFP photographer Guercia Gianluigi snapped this picture of him:
"Got mad rhymes and they're all biblical, Bible my reference so I'm super lyrical" #PopeBars pic.twitter.com/YCIl6PvS1b
— Bucks IbrahimPohamba (@Dinholazo) November 30, 2015
Over the past 24 hours, the internet has taken it from there and Twitter has been flooded with substitute captions with the hashtag #PopeBars:
"God had a mixtape he named it the Bible, Jesus had a rap crew called it the disciples" #PopeBars pic.twitter.com/s9bu5PfHci
— Crenshaw BLVD (@FloydSupreme) November 30, 2015
"birthdays was the worst days now I sip Christ's blood when I'm thirst-ay" #PopeBars pic.twitter.com/HfXdkNliLL
— Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) November 30, 2015
"I murder these bars like Cain did to Abel. Better call me Charlie cause I'm surrounded by angels" #PopeBars pic.twitter.com/vd2sOi7Mzi
— Just Sayin, I Tried (@thvpelo) November 30, 2015
Because who needs a Christian message of hope and unity in a conflict zone when you could have a 78-year-old man rapping Lil Jon & The Eastside Boyz lolol.
To the wiiiiiiindow To the wall Till the blood drips down his brow Till all those Romans fall #PopeBars pic.twitter.com/OlMKMZoyqg
— Caille Millner (@caillemillner) November 30, 2015
“Walk through the valley of the shadow of death/I exist even when no things are left” #popebars #jeru pic.twitter.com/UBskW2s6nH
— Jamelle Bouie (@jbouie) November 30, 2015
"I love it when they call me Big Papa Form ya hands and say prayers Like you don't even care" #PopeBars pic.twitter.com/G0EAIBlrH3
— Cher Chez Shawtay (@FeministaJones) November 30, 2015
"His palms were bloody, knees beat, cross was heavy, there's wine on his torso already" pic.twitter.com/3ONHyVtp8a
— murcielago#CTTQ5Dec (@blkliquidfluid) November 30, 2015
I mean… he really should not have held the mic like that. He brought this on himself.
"I blast on Judas Iscariot, and peel off in the chariot…" pic.twitter.com/qmwZi7S1xr
— Ta-Nehisi Coates (@tanehisicoates) November 30, 2015
Lyrical cataclysm Miracle catechism Smack em w that epistle Then Back to the Vaticizzle #PopeBars
— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) November 30, 2015
Battle skills got the Papal seal. You know the deal, I keeps it real no ceilings on the popemobile #PopeBars pic.twitter.com/l3vcU6j7ji
— Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) November 30, 2015
Just for context, those last three are a respected academic and author, a much-loved Broadway composer and performer, and a legendary East Coast hip hop star.
God bless the internet.
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Feature image via Guercia Gianluigi/AFP.