The New ‘Independence Day: Resurgence’ Trailer Is Five Minutes Long And Worth Every Dang Second

Miss the days when you could watch a trailer, pick up the entire plotline and basically skip the movie? Do you hate the recent trend towards reveal-nothing teaser trailers, pre-trailer teasers of the trailer, and pre-teaser teasers teasing the teaser trailers? Are you constantly enraged that Jeff Goldblum isn’t in everything?

And why WOULDN’T YOU BE.

If you answered ‘yes’ to any of those questions (and if you said ‘no’ to that last one you can leave), the new Independence Day: Resurgence trailer is about to solve a whole bunch of your problems. From London getting picked up and dropped on itself to Bill Pullman’s President Whitmore getting skull-ruined by an alien tentacle for absolutely no reason to everyone barely tolerating Liam Hemsworth, this is a five-minute piece of cinematic beauty that gives you everything you want from an Independence Day movie and completely negates the need to spend money and go see it. It’s perfect.

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Independence Day: Resurgence is in cinemas from June 24.