The Largest Ever Penis Study Has Been Released, To Answer All Your Questions About Average Size
It's called 'Am I Normal?', so you can finally find that out.
For some, it’s a stiff subject to tackle — yet a few strong members of the scientific community have risen to the occasion, and the results might make a few of you teste. Do you see what’s going on here? I’m making penis jokes because this article is all about the frank and beans, lord thrusty, the cheeky chipolata, the pump action yogurt canon – that one is gross – sorry.
A study from the British Journal of Urology, clunkily titled ‘Am I normal? A systematic review and construction of nomograms for flaccid and erect penis length and circumference in up to 15 521 men‘, was released this week, to answer the age-old question:
The study, released this week, was a review of twenty other investigations previously published on the matter of all things penis. 15,521 males from Europe, Asia, Africa and the United States were examined, and the results are in: the average penis is 9.14cm long, with a girth of 9.cm when flaccid, and 13.11cm long, with a girth of 11.68cm when erect.
Other important questions such as “does race play a role in penis size?” and “what about the old big shoe/big schlong myth?” were raised, –probably not in those words, though.
The answers? No and No. So there’s that.
That’s it, go back to your day.