The Hunger Games Has Finally Bestowed You With A Full Trailer For ‘Mockingjay: Part Two’
IT'S ACTUALLY HERE. WITH PLOT AND MUTANTS AND EVERYTHING.
The final instalment of The Hunger Games franchise is nearly upon us, and I’d like to personally congratulate you on making it this far. Maybe it’s your love of the first two films — let’s get real, Mockingjay was a snoozer — but some impressive innate force has obviously compelled you to persevere through overblown announcements for film posters, motion posters (definitely not a thing), teaser trailers, teasers to those teaser trailers and the cast’s huge press tour at Comic Con.
Now, undeterred, you have clicked on this link with the hope that something might finally be worth it.
“Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimised by The Hunger Games.”
Please consider this — two-and-a-half minutes of moving pictures with an actual discernible plot — your sweet, sweet reward.
First impressions: President Snow weirdly hasn’t come ’round to this whole revolution business, everything is the Hunger Games now, and there are mutants for reasons.
The booze has finally gotten the better of Woody Harrelson.
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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part Two will be in cinemas November 19.