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The Most Terrifying Moments In Nicki Minaj’s New ‘No Frauds’ Video

Whatever you do, never EVER make enemies with Nicki Minaj.

Let the video for ‘No Frauds’ be a lesson to us all: never, ever make enemies with Nicki Minaj.

Minaj’s new track is is the latest move in a decade-long beef between her and rapper Remy Ma. Long story short: Nicki started the feud in 2007 by taking aim at Ma on a track. In 2008, Ma went to prison for six years after being convicted of a shooting in New York. With Ma now a free woman, the beef reached new heights this year when she dropped ‘ShETHER’, a track that takes aim at Minaj’s alleged sexual history, her brother, and her butt implants.

‘No Frauds’ is Nicki’s response to ‘ShETHER’. The video — which dropped today, following the release of the track in March — is both amazing and bone-chillingly terrifying. It’s not just Minaj on the offensive: she’s also recruited Drake, Lil Wayne and even one of Ma’s oldest friends for back-up. If I were Remy Ma, I would feel very anxious watching this.

Here’s our guide to its most deeply terrifying moments:

When Nicki Says “Heard Your Pussy On Yuck / I Guess You Need A Pap”

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Look, life is busy and sometimes you don’t get a pap smear as often as you should. You’re like, “I’ll call the doctor next week to make an appointment” but then you forget to call and all of a sudden it’s been three years. It happens to all of us, Remy. I’m sorry your reminder came in this video and not a nice letter in the mail from your GP.

When Remy Ma’s Ex-BFF Drops In With This Expression On Her Face

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This is Rah Ali, formerly Remy Ma’s best friend, pictured here committing a massive dog act.

In an open letter to fans, Ali explained that her and Remy’s friendship deteriorated while they filmed the most recent season of VH1 series Love & Hip-Hop, but that they are not “in any shape or form enemies”. Says Ali: “I am not working with Nicki out of spite or payback. Nicki and I were friendly long before the rap beef unfolded with Remy.”

Okay, sure. But this lyric from Nicki is pretty savage: “Sheneneh, you a fraud committin’ perjury / I got before and after pictures of your surgery / Rah took you to her doc, but you don’t look like Rah / Left the operating table, still look like ‘Nah’.”

This Face

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If someone ever made this face while talking about me, I would immediately turn to stone and die.

When Drake Is So Intimidated By Nicki He Forgets How Humans Move

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God bless Aubrey Graham for repeatedly debasing himself in Nicki’s videos.  This is also around the point in the song where Nicki tells Remy her and Drake laughed about ‘Another One’, one of her other Minaj diss tracks, and the video cuts to a shot of the two of them laughing. :(

When Nicki Is Absolutely Done With This Shit And Just Wants To Reign In Peace

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The throne. The crown. The jewels. AHHHHH.