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Santa Getting Evacuated From A Flooded Bondi Junction Westfield Is The Saddest Thing You’ll Ever See

Christmas is RUINED.

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If you’re not in Sydney at the minute, know this: it’s rainin’ pretty bad.

Specifically, the wrath of whatever angry weather god we pissed off this time seems to have concentrated itself on the eastern suburb of Bondi Junction, most well-known for its giant Westfield and being the place where thousands of beachgoers transfer from trains to buses instead of getting a train straight to the beach because no one knows how to plan anything in this city.

That Westfield seemingly did something terrible in a past life, because the brief but very intense storm that passed over Sydney a little while ago managed to blow the roof halfway off the joint.Water was leaking into the food court like an extremely low-budget horror movie, forcing a mass evacuation and ruining thousands of dollars worth of overpriced Christmas junk.

Some damp Just Jeans merchandise and abandoned nine-dollar food court curries weren’t the worst of it, though. An intrepid Citizen Journalist (read: guy who works for us) was on the scene, and captured the greatest tragedy of all: the resident Westfield Santa, slowly descending the escalator with hundreds of drenched punters, sadly ringing his little Christmas bell.

Christmas is dead. *ding*

Christmas is dead. *ding*

Christmas is dead. *ding*