Some Random Dude From California Was Getting A Lot Of Accidental #CensusFail Abuse Last Night
He received a lot of angry tweets last night.
Hey I don’t know if you’ve heard, but last night’s census did not go well at all. Due to technical difficulties (caused by hackers?) many millions of Australians were unable to complete it when the Australian Bureau of Statistics website glitched sometime after dinner.
The social media outrage culminated in the #CensusFail hashtag, which also produced some pretty funny internet to boot.
Remember when we thought the government was competent enough to spy on us? Oh, so naive! #CensusFail
— Jen Dudley-Nicholson (@jendudley) August 9, 2016
Never Tweet #CensusFail https://t.co/UGDmRsFGVu
— Alice Workman (@workmanalice) August 9, 2016
"DDoS" is the new "the Dog ate my load testing and basic mathematics to prepare for millions visiting one website on one night". #CensusFail
— Amy Gray (@_AmyGray_) August 9, 2016
However, many people online last night didn’t find the website breakdown particularly funny — there was a $180 a day fine at stake, after all. These people took to Twitter and fired off some furious criticism at the @abs handle while they desperately refreshed the census page in vain.
Too bad that the Twitter handle @abs doesn’t belong to the Australian Bureau of Statistics, and actually belongs to some poor man called Andrei Soroker from Oakland, California.
@abs Oh you poor thing. ? pic.twitter.com/9kl8LYwtht
— mªdcªtjo 2.0 (@madcatjo2point0) August 9, 2016
Last night, Andrei was bombarded with irate tweets and it took several hours before anyone figured out that they were directing their anger towards the wrong guy. Andrei told Mashable today that this isn’t even the first time it has happened. “I find it absolutely hilarious. I get a lot of rogue tweets (usually aimed at ABS-CBN), but the ones meant for the Bureau of Statistics are some of the most thoughtful. I added ‘Not Australian Bureau of Statistics’ to my Twitter bio a couple of years ago, because I quite like the name,” he said.
“I find it interesting and kind of alarming that so many people don’t understand how Twitter works.”
So @ABS saved $100 million by going online so that millions of people could waste hours of time. Nice. #censusfail
— Mark Davis (@ImpossibleBeast) August 9, 2016
@ABS You had just one job to do!#CensusFail
— Ian (@Saints_Dragons) August 9, 2016
There's already been an inquiry into the ABS. It found to be not ready to maximise the value of all gov-held information. @abs is this true?
— Mardi Solomon (@Mardisol) August 9, 2016
This bloke's waking up to whole lot of cranky tweets. Pls meet Adrei Soroker, twitter handle @abs. #CensusFail pic.twitter.com/P6EMfyitOn
— Sally Sara (@sallyjsara) August 9, 2016
After the initial shock wore off, Andrei even started having a little fun with it!
Absolutely false https://t.co/9xEPQE4QMV
— Andrei Soroker (@abs) August 9, 2016
@abs Could you please fix our ABS? You would do a better job I'm sure! pic.twitter.com/z4hsHMK1Kw
— Peter Langdale (@peterlangdale) August 10, 2016