Please Gaze Upon The Beauty Of Mark Zuckerberg’s Ridiculous Levitating Mop Dog

To make sure you fully appreciate this photo, I’m going to take things back to the beginning.

This is Beast.

Beast is a five-year-old Hungarian Sheepdog that spends most of his time chilling with Mark Zuckerberg and Priscilla Chan. According to his dedicated Facebook page (which incidentally has more than 2 million followers), Beast likes “cuddling and herding things”. Aince Beast lives in Palo Alto and not the Hungarian wilderness, though, it’s possible the main things Beast has experience in herding are wild Mark Zuckerbergs.

But this isn’t the only thing Beast enjoys. Beast is also a hard worker.

Beast is very dedicated to personal hygiene.

And he has even been known to dress up on occasion.

But at some point over the past few years Beast realised he wasn’t quite the same as the other dogs.

In fact sometimes he didn’t really seem like a dog at all. Was he a rug?

Or a big fluffy seat?

Or some king of coarse shaggy blanket for Zucks and Cilla to cuddle up to at their leisure?

“WHO AM I?” Beast cried desperately into the wind.

Now, Zuckerberg has posted a photo which has no doubt further complicated Beast’s ongoing existential turmoil. A Photoshopped version of this one from last year, the loving Thanksgiving post has revealed Beast as either a levitating mop or an airborne Koosh ball.

Much like this entire post was a shameless excuse to give you photos of this magnificent dog, Facebook’s new four-month parental leave policy is surely an excuse for Zucks to just hang out with him more.

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