Pass It On: This Kid Needs A Bit Of Help With His Swearing Vocabulary
"Tell me all the bad words you know... Go!" is a great thing to ask kids.
Kids: they’re like annoying little drunk people with bad haircuts. But a pretty good reason to have one would be to sit them down after dinner and ask them, “Tell me all the bad words you know… Go!”, and marvel at the wonder that is young life.
This child will be a respected buttpoet one day. That’s basically how Keats started. “What leaf-fringed legend haunts about thy shape, of deities or mortals, or of butt-teeth?”