New Game of Thrones Teaser Offers Up Basically Nothing Of Any Use To Anyone, Is Very Bloody Frustrating
WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS?
Game of Thrones — purveyor of medieval sex scenes, Coldplay cameos, and Lilly Allen’s little brother Alfie — has JUST RELEASED A NEW TEASER YOU GUISE OH MY GAHD.
Except no, it shows us close to nothing.
Here’s the teaser in full, only five seconds of which show actual footage. The other half has a picture of three eyes with the accompanying hashtag #threeeyedraven and prompts you to go to www.threeeyedraven.com to “receive the sight”.
Follow the Three Eyed Raven. Gain the power of #TheSight: http://t.co/9fNrrJIGHG https://t.co/4RhAiTR9tw
— Game Of Thrones (@GameOfThrones) November 25, 2014
Just in-case you missed the action, I’ve done a blow-by-blow breakdown:
We see an eye, then Arya’s face. She stabs someone in the back, then holds another guy at point with Needle. There’s a coin, running, hands grabbing a sword and what could either be a door or a wall which is both brown and beige coloured. Also, a lady says “I see a darkness in you”.
It’s all about as unhelpful as this gif, which was taken from some now nowhere-to-be-seen leaked footage that supposedly shows some Unsullied being burnt alive.
What does it all mean/ And where are my dragons?