Miss Piggy Singing ‘Bitch Better Have My Money’ Is Somehow Completely Perfect

Don’t fool yourself. Miss Piggy may seem like an innocent puppet made out of felt for a simple 1950s variety show, but she’s actually a total bad girl. She racks up huge awards for being a fierce and unapologetic feminist, she’s crazy skilled in karate, and she is not be fucking messed with.

Now, thanks to the magic of the internet — or more specifically, Vulture and their video editor Adam Schleichkorn — she’s finally been given material worthy of her considerable talent: Rihanna’s already legendary ‘Bitch Better Have My Money’.

It’s completely flawless, except for one small thing:

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A friendly reminder: The Muppets are getting their own The Office-style NBC sitcom in a couple of months. If it even features one performance like this, it’ll be totally worth the hype.