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Just A Really Thirsty Article About The Hot Young Dads From ‘Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again’

"Young Bill in 'Mamma Mia' could throw me off a boat and drown me and I'd still come back as a ghost and thank him".

There’s a lot to obsess over in 2018s most delightful film, Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again, such as the score of boppy ABBA musical numbers, the presence of Cher in a helicopter, Christine Baranski’s sun-hats. But we also cannot sleep on how excessively hot the flashback dads are. They are hot.

Cast your mind back, if you will, to the original film, Mamma Mia!, which centres around Amanda Seyfried’s character trying to discover which one of three middle-aged men are her father.

Well, Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again functions as something of a prequel to that film, flashing back to the seventies when all those potential dads were virile, hot young men.

To quote our queen, Tanya: “I just want to be upfront and say that I visually enjoy you”.

As a treat for you, dear reader, we’ve stalked these hot young dads’ Instagrams to bring you only the thirstiest content.

Here’s all three of them in the bath. Fuck me up.

Young Sam – Jeremy Irvine

The young version of Pierce Brosnan is an attractive fuckboi, who ultimately breaks Young Meryl’s heart — although if he hadn’t done that in the second film, we would never have experienced Meryl singing ‘The Winner Takes It All’ in the first movie. Prequels are confusing.

In the film, he is an architect! That’s about it.

Jeremy Irvine is an actor, who was in War Horse (he played the guy who wasn’t a horse).

He’s hot.

My little man 👊

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Young Harry – Hugh Skinner

Hugh Skinner plays a joyful version of young Colin Firth, although he has more of a Matt Smith/Hugh Grant energy to him. This motherfucker also doesn’t have social media, which is inconsiderate.

M8s

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He too is an actor. He is hot. Honestly, put him all up inside me.

Young Bill – Josh Dylan

Fuck me up and bury me in a shallow grave, young Bill is stupendously hot.

This dude doesn’t have a lot of credits, but I guess we could CREDIT him with posting some excellent thirst content? I don’t know, shut up.

To quote our queen, Tanya again: “be still my beating vagina”.

#Repost @judycraymer ・・・

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Am I prangent? Am I preganent? Am I gregnant? Am I prognant? Starch marks?

Amsterdam! 🥂 @mammamiamovie

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Crowd consensus seems to be that while all three of the hot young dads are indeed snacks, Young Bill is that premium Red Rock Deli packet of salty deliciousness.

Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again is currently in cinemas, go and watch it.

Feature image courtesy of Josh Dylan/ Instagram.