We Know Who Kim Kardashian’s Enemies Are Because She’s Sending Them Gifts For Valentine’s Day
Kim made a list. We checked it twice.
Business mogul, reality star and queen of pettiness Kim Kardashian West has released a limited edition of her Valentine’s Day-themed Kimoji Hearts Fragrance perfumes, and now they’re being hand-delivered to her friends and haters. It’s delightfully spiteful.
Kim K put a story on her Instagram that shows a field of post-it notes revealing who each of the packages are being delivered to.
“I decided for this Valentine’s Day everyone deserves a valentine, so I’m going to send them to my lovers and my haters… to everyone that I think of, because it’s Valentine’s Day after all” says Kim Kardashian in the video.
The labels on the right show famous celebrities and influencers who are both allies and members of the Kardashian extended family, while the labels on the left read as a comprehensive list of Kim Kardashian’s famous feuds.
Kim K is really out here sending all her "haters" Valentines ??? pic.twitter.com/W5BavHHDD0
— Complex Pop Culture (@ComplexPop) February 1, 2018
The list of enemies prominently include Taylor Swift — possibly the most famous and bitter of Kim’s celebrity foes. Also included are former friend Lindsay Lohan, who Kardashian recently savaged over her bizarre new accent, Blac Chyna who is currently embroiled in a legal battle with Rob Kardashian, and random undesirables like Piers Morgan and Sharon Osbourne.
Bette Middler and Chloe Grace Moritz feature too, after famously trying to shame the queen of selfies for her nude photos. Pink’s there too, as well as Sarah Michelle Gellar, who once took a shot at Kim and Kanye’s Vogue cover all the way back in 2014. Enjoy your perfume, haters! I bet it smells like being absolutely owned.
They really do!!! https://t.co/FzIYgS0PyI
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) February 1, 2018
There’s a chance you’ve already seen influencers unboxing the new perfumes on social media. The PR box includes one of the three new perfumes encased in a large heart-shaped chocolate shell. It’s all unspeakably extra, and somehow adds weight to the pettiness.
— Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton) February 1, 2018
Personally, I hope that Valentines Day is rebranded to a spiteful holiday where we act on our list of grudges, rather than celebrating our insufferable romances, and send perfume to all our haters.
Feature image via Kim Kardashian/ Instagram