Here’s That Parks & Recreation Porn Parody You Were After
It's called 'Porks & Recreation', and it's actually pretty good. (SFW.)
Porks & Recration stars Dick Chibbles as Ron Swanson, Aiden Starr as Leslie Knope, Kris Slater as Ben Wyatt, and Maxine-X, who is brilliant as Tom-Ara. (Donna doesn’t appear in the trailer, which is probably for the best.)
Here’s the logline: “When Leslie realises that she needs to get dirty or risk losing Ben, the local porn store steps in to help everybody find their sexier side in appreciation for all of their hard work. Will Leslie find the answer in the porn movie the porn store made about her, Too Big to Nail, or in a free mustache ride from Ron?”
It’s actually pretty pitch perfect.
The full uncensored movie exists at something called a “porn site”, but you’ll have to Google it yourself because that’s not what we do here. (Hi mum! Sorry about that part where they talk about polishing wood!)