Helen Mirren And Jimmy Fallon Sucking Helium On ‘The Tonight Show’ Is Just The Most Delightful Thing

Besides being cast in my upcoming British-set remake of White House Down, in which an MI5 agent (Idris Elba) must team up with Queen Elizabeth II (Helen Mirren) to retake Buckingham Palace from an international crew of terrorists/jewel thieves led by a criminal mastermind (Benedict Cumberbatch), Helen Mirren went on The Tonight Show recently to talk shit with Jimmy Fallon. Naturally, they whipped out the helium balloons and she gave a fake awards acceptance speech in squeaky-voice, because she is the absolute best.

I am dead serious about making that movie, by the way. I will crowdfund the estimated $180 million budget on bloody Pozible if need be, you watch me.