Get Ready To Totally Lose Your Shit Over The New Star Wars Teaser Trailer
Then patiently wait a year for the actual movie.
IT’S HERE. The teaser trailer for Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens has dropped this morning and the world is struggling to recover. Stormtroopers. Lightsabers. THAT MUSIC. That little nerdy part of yourself you sometimes try to suppress in social situations is slowly breaking free. You can’t control it. It’s taking over your entire body and mashing the keyboard in time to that iconic score.
DUH DUH DUHUDHUDHFlnkf fgkjnfkbjn rlvknfk. Just let it happen.
It’s not until you watch it a few times that harsh reality sets in: the full movie doesn’t come out until December 18, 2015. It’s more than a year away. A year until you can see the full glory of the Millenium Falcon in action. A year until you can see how that fucked-up lightsaber that may or may not have been inspired by Pineapple Express actually works. A year until you can fill Reddit with your shot-by-shot opinions of the whole thing.
Only 384 sleeps to go, guys.
