An Extremely Sick, Twisted Individual Has Inserted Jar Jar Binks Into The ‘Rogue One’ Trailer
Binks is back.
YouTube user Michael Murdock, having presumably suffered some kind of unspeakable trauma in his youth, has inserted Jar Jar Binks into the teaser trailer for the upcoming Star Wars film Rogue One, and words cannot adequately describe how much pain this has caused me.
A follow-up to his re-cut of the Episode VII trailer, which he renamed The Binks Awakens, Murdoch’s latest affront to all that is good and pure in the world is titled Rogue Binks, and sees the pesky Gungan join forces with singing Princess Leia, a staff-wielding Chewbacca Mom and a whole bunch of Ewoks. Their mission? To bring down George Lucas and his very suspicious looking Deathstar.
We all know how upset the internet man babies got when they found out Rogue One was going to have a female protagonist. Just imagine how they must be feeling about this.