Emoji Masks Are The Ultimate Halloween Accessory If You Love Emojis, Not Having Friends
Now you too can wear a smiley poop on your face.
Halloween is here, and that means buying tons of spooky-themed stuff that you’ll spill alcohol on tonight and never use again.
But what to wear? Everyone wants something that says “I’m hip and down with the Internet”, but there’s only so many Sexy Edward Snowden outfits to go around. If you’re still stuck for a costume, have access to a wormhole through which you can instantly access physical objects that are in the United States, and make seriously questionable choices sometimes, boy have I found the must-have Halloween accessory for you.
Introducing Emoji Masks, the fun facial covering from Hell itself.
The masks come in five exciting types, including “Happy Shit”, “Bashful Sex Offender” and “Heart-Eyes McGee”, and can be ordered individually or as a five-set in case you like your weird and terrifying to come in values packs.
Also, everyone wearing one of these things kind of comes off like David Brent from The Office; they have an Instagram account and it’s full of pictures of people like this guy, who’s pointing at his dick because he’s Cool And Fun.
I do not want to be friends with this man. He does not seem cool and/or fun.
Here he is again. You can’t see it because of the mask, but when this photo was taken he was halfway through saying the word “brah”.
If you’re stumped for Halloween costume ideas that aren’t cheerfully obnoxious, we’ve put together a few that might do the trick. Happy Saint Spook’s Day or whatever.