Everyone Is Roasting Donald Trump For Calling Himself A “Very Stable Genius”
"Every stable genius begins their day with some piping hot covfefe."
Donald Trump has responded to questions about his intelligence by jumping on Twitter and insisting that he is “like, very smart” and “a very stable genius” — something I think we can all agree is like, a very smart and stable genius thing to do.
Trump was fired up about Michael Wolff’s new book, Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House, which paints him as childish, unintelligent and wholly unqualified. In a column for The Hollywood Reporter ahead of the book’s release, Wolff said that the entire White House staff had come to believe that the President was “incapable of functioning in his job.” Which is, y’know, not remotely terrifying at all!
On Saturday, having failed to block the book’s release with heavy-handed legal threats, Trump took to Twitter to vent his frustration.
“Throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart,” he tweeted. “I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star…to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius….and a very stable genius at that!”
Now that Russian collusion, after one year of intense study, has proven to be a total hoax on the American public, the Democrats and their lapdogs, the Fake News Mainstream Media, are taking out the old Ronald Reagan playbook and screaming mental stability and intelligence…..
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2018
….Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star…..
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2018
….to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius….and a very stable genius at that!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 6, 2018
Unfortunately for Trump, shouting about how smart he is on the internet didn’t seem to have the desired effect.
#stablegenius you say pic.twitter.com/Sae0Jz1snt
— Giles Paley-Phillips (@eliistender10) January 6, 2018
That feeling when there’s a solar eclipse and you’re a stable genius who is like, really smart: pic.twitter.com/U7XeJPdBPz
— Eli Stewart (@Elliotstewfus) January 6, 2018
Every stable genius begins their day with some piping hot covfefe.
— George Stanford (@georgestanford) January 6, 2018
When he claims to have had no knowledge of whatever he’s eventually indicted for, remember that Donald J. Trump is, like, a genius.
— Very Stable Genius (@Guinz) January 6, 2018
I have not lost my mind!, he shouted into a handheld device at 7 am on a Saturday
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) January 6, 2018
“….Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart….” pic.twitter.com/rQtkV2oS80
— Jorge Molina (@colormejorge) January 6, 2018
“Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.” pic.twitter.com/HdY2PTKc1j
— ash finally saw tlj (@hcvkins) January 6, 2018
nothing but respect for MY stable genius pic.twitter.com/ETyTywyiC6
— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) January 6, 2018
#StableGenius pic.twitter.com/NlgAN0zhys
— shauna (@goldengateblond) January 6, 2018
This will never get old #stablegenius pic.twitter.com/i81PbCAlAe
— Ahmed Baba (@AhmedBaba_) January 6, 2018