Politics

Cory Bernardi Inserted Into ‘Rogue One’ Works A Little Too Well

"Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Senator."

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Cory Bernardi has gone rogue!

After breaking away from the Libs back in February to form the Australian Conservatives, the South Australian Senator/dank meme lord recently absorbed Family First, picking up a staggering zero seats in Parliament in the process. What a savvy political operator the good people of SA saw fit to elect. Well done guys.

Weighing in on the merger this week is Insiders video editor Huw Parkinson, via episode three of his Star Wars Fixed series set “a short time ago in a galaxy very near Canberra…”

Chris “The Fixer” Pyne is back, and he’s got some choice words for his former colleague. Also, can I just point out how well ‘The Imperial March’ suits Bernardi? Honestly, it’s a little uncanny.

You can catch up with previous episodes of Star Wars Fixed here and here.