Chris Pratt Got Pranked By Some Dinosaurs, Didn’t React Like A Trained Velociraptor Wrangler At All
Highly unprofessional.
Everyone went to see Jurassic World for one reason, and that reason was to see Chris Pratt do some Crocodile Dundee mind tricks on velociraptors before coaxing them into his outlaw motorcycle gang.
Unfortunately, Pratt’s vaunted dinosaur training doesn’t count for squat in the real world — outside of a highly managed environment, when confronted with one of those hyper-realistic dinosaur costumes people use for pranks, Pratt’s schooling goes out the window and he just curls up in a ball instead. All those hours in Dinosaur Wrangling classes wasted.
Get it together, Pratt. You can’t lead a gang of bandit reptiles on motorbikes if you can’t display dominance, it’s sociology 101.