Cher Is Having A Very Weird And Entertaining Twitter Fight With Republican Candidate Ted Cruz Right Now
Cher and “SATAN INCARNATE" have a few things to sort out.
One day, Cher’s Twitter — which says “Stand & B Counted or Sit & B Nothing. Don’t Litter,Chew Gum,Walk Past Homeless PPL w/out Smile.DOESNT MATTER in 5 yrs IT DOESNT MATTER THERE’S ONLY LOVE&FEAR” in the bio — will be studied by both sociologists and literary critics for generations to come.
Her tweets are tiny cryptograms of brilliant political and social commentary and they have the potential to unlock the minds of all of humanity, stay woke. Right now, for example, she’s bravely and righteously exposing Republican candidate Ted Cruz, aka “Judas” aka “Satan Incarnate” aka “Hitler”.
AM IN STATE?BETWEEN Hypocrites IN GOP PARTY FAKING SURPRISE AT DONALD TRUMP,2 IDEA THAT PPL R FOOLED BY SATAN INCARNATE,T.CRUZ?WHERES MY????
— Cher (@cher) December 11, 2015
As Judas Was 2 Jesus,So Is Ted Cruz 2America.Read What He's Written&Watched What He's Said,4 Yrs.He ALWAYS TERRIFIED ME?#30piecesofsilver
— Cher (@cher) December 11, 2015
@Thisisponderous TED CRUZ is Scariest Kind of Deviant?He HIDES TRUE NATURE,But I've Heard Him Speak &He's Hitler With Uriah Heep,FAKE SMILE?
— Cher (@cher) December 12, 2015
By using key words and emotions insinuated through emojis and exclamation marks, I think it’s pretty obvious this Ted Cruz guy is a bit of a dud and you should avoid him if you see him on the street.
I Know What I Just Said Is Harsher Rhetoric Than Usual,BUT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN AFRAID OF HIM,…CANT HELP IT?HE SCARES ME…& NO 1 SCARES ME⁉️
— Cher (@cher) December 11, 2015
Cruz, who got wind of Cher’s accusations this morning, came back at her with the fire of a thousand suns.
Cher, thanks for the kind sentiments. And I wish you a Merry Christmas and a blessed New Year. https://t.co/2iNXeOsvCN
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) December 12, 2015
On a semi-unrelated note, here is Cher slapping Nick Cage in the face:
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