"Bart the boy and a dog named Homer."
"It's wrong isn't it... but it feels so right."
"I had EVERY RIGHT to defend myself."
Is it a bit weird to be talking about #TeamJen in 2016?
"We have the cheapest and best workforce right here in the good ol’ US of A! Women."
"When will white men stop winning awards that belong to Beyoncé?"
Can't wait for the new collab with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Meet the internet's new hero.
Work is cancelled. What... happens now?
Positive: YOU CAN FINALLY DELETE THE STOCKS APP. Negative: it was randomly turning people's phones off all morning.