The iconic news presenter has been on our screens for over 30 years.
He seriously said he'd love to get everyone off Manus and Nauru, "if I could".
"It has been speculated that Peter Dutton does not have all the regular organs a surgeon would expect to find."
He also said Bob Katter had "a temperament to match his face".
Read this if you have no clue what a #LibSpill is, or why Twitter's going nuts this morning.
"TFW your country is rooted."
Section 44 strikes again.
No big deal.