The iconic news presenter has been on our screens for over 30 years.
"It's time to reclaim our democracy from Duttonation"
"He's locked me up indefinitely, but at least he doesn't flip-flop."
"If I find out who you are let's just say there'll be 35 less people at the formal after party which I am hosting, you are welcome."
Politics doesn't have to be a dumpster fire all the time.
He seriously said he'd love to get everyone off Manus and Nauru, "if I could".
"It has been speculated that Peter Dutton does not have all the regular organs a surgeon would expect to find."
He also said Bob Katter had "a temperament to match his face".