Hope you like noodles and cheap shopping, mainly because how could you not.
Why do we pay people to do this to us?
In the immortal words of Kimmy Schmidt, “dancing is about butts now”.
Celebrate the resurrection in style this year!
It's the only way this is ever going to happen.
Save the date. Save Ferris.
"How they still not know that it ain't okay to paint your face?/And how we still having fights about Australia Day?/Like it's that fuckin' hard just to change the date."
Super nice of Beyoncé to invite Chris Martin and a bunch of football players to her party.
They legally can't talk about the game in any way, and they have almost no knowledge of football. It's perfect.
Good evening, Vietnam.