Canada’s New Prime Minister Flirted With The Queen And She Was Totally Into It
Hey William and Harry, meet your new daddy.
In between making moves on climate change, asserting the equal rights of women and smiling pretty for the camera, Canada’s recently elected Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has won hearts, minds and loins of liberal thinkers across the world. However this weekend, he defrosted one of the chilliest hearts that ever was: The Queen of England.
At the Commonwealth Heads of Government dinner in Malta (what a pasty-skinned affair that must have been) Justin Trudeau toasted the Queen and set an undeniable thirst trap in the process. He thanked her for her years of service, and dramatically told her that he remembered “that cool day” when she signed Canada’s Constitution Act in 1982 with his father, former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau.
When the Queen got up to speak, she thanked Trudeau for making her “feel so old” and everyone laughed because she is old. She/her minions then tweeted this photo.
"Thank you, @JustinTrudeau, for making me feel so old!"
Read HM's #CHOGM2015 Dinner toast https://t.co/jujHCkyBBY pic.twitter.com/UTqWXU6o9G
— The Royal Family (@RoyalFamily) November 27, 2015
Have you ever seen the Queen that happy? Knowing that things were going exactly as he planned, Trudeau made sure the thirst trap was complete.
On the contrary, you are forever young. I was honoured to toast your lifetime of service tonight. https://t.co/xcXGiSj6OT
— Justin Trudeau (@JustinTrudeau) November 27, 2015
It’s official: the Queen has a boner for the Prime Minister of Canada. Her affections have finally been won. Even One Direction couldn’t move her!
“Phillip, who are these long-haired hippies.”
Queen + Trudeau 4EvEr
Photo Credit: Photo by Stuart C. Wilson/Getty Images