Can We Please Talk About Tony Abbott’s Tongue?

In case you somehow missed it or were too drunk to remember, last night was the much-feared announcement of Joe Hockey’s Federal Budget. Unless you are rich, a ballerina or an airplane, you didn’t do too well.

We’ll have a comprehensive wrap-up later this morning, but in the meantime watch this compilation of Tony Abbott’s reptilian tongue attempting to flee his face throughout the majority of Hockey’s speech.

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Feeling disgusted? Good. Harness that, and take it with you into this next video.

Before the announcement, Laurie Oakes caught the Treasurer dancing in his office to ‘Best Day Of My Life‘. He confronted him about it in an extremely awkward interview for Channel Nine.