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‘Better Options For PM Than Tony Abbott’ Is A Tumblr You Will Like Very Much

Pony Abbott for PM.

by Alex McKinnon  3 October 2014

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The best Tumblrs are always the simplest — the ones that do exactly what they say on the can. “30 Better Options Than Tony Abbott” is one of those Tumblrs.

tonyrabbit

See, it’s funny because “rabbit” and “Abbott” rhyme, and also because the idea of a rabbit commanding a majority in the House of Representatives is also quite outlandish.

8bit

I like this one because that is clearly not a human man. What are you doing, 8-bit man! No one voted for you! You don’t exist on this three-dimensional plane!

kebabbott

Now we are just getting silly.

noniabbott

Actually no you know what I would totally vote Noni Hazlehurst for Prime Minister, she’s incredible.

Check out the rest here, or scroll down for the best ones if clicking through is hard.

macaroniabbott stonyabbottpantoney

Pantoney Abbott??!?!?!!1!1? What japes!