Barack Obama Unleashed A Swarm Of Freedom-Hating Bees On Innocent American Kids Over Easter

The hate-filled tyrant currently occupying 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue has sunk to new depths of depravity, as though anyone could be surprised by now. As part of the White House’s Easter celebrations (I didn’t know MUSLIMS celebrated Easter?!?!!1?!1!one), “Barack” “Hussein” Obama invited a bunch of sweet, all-American kids to the White House lawn to read them ‘Where The Wild Things Are’. At least that was the pretext he used to lure them there, all the better to feed them to his private swarm of MURDEROUS BEES.

“That’s okay guys. Bees are good,” the Prince of Lies laughingly told the terrified children as his Hell Drones buzzed socialist dogma into their ears. “They won’t land on you. They won’t sting you.” That’s a nice promise, Obama. Just like the time you promised Obamacare wouldn’t force me to sell my sick grandmother to one of the government’s Death Factories to be made into garden hose. Just more broken promises from you, sir.

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Via Mashable.