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Australian Politicians Inserted Into ‘Kindergarten Cop’ Is Depressingly Perfect

The ex-California Governor is no match for the children in charge of running our country.

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Insiders video editor Huw Parkinson has done it again. The man who mashed-up #CensusFail with Independence Day and stuck Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillard into The Breakfast Club has today unveiled his latest opus, and there’s a very good chance it will leave you weeping – either from laughter, or at the sad state of affairs that it reflects.

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Giving credence to the theory that our entire country is run by children, Parkinson has taken some of the brattiest members of Australia’s 45th Parliament, including dibber dobber George Brandis, nap-time enthusiast Derryn Hinch and that weird kid named Cory who just wants someone to pay attention to him, and seamlessly inserted them into Arnold Schwarzenegger’s criminally underrated 1990 comedy Kindergarten Cop.

Arnie, of course, is no stranger to the world of politics, having served two terms as the Governor of California. Nevertheless, he’s clearly way out of his element with our mob, who in this writer’s opinion all need to be sent to the naughty corner to have a good long think about what they did.