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Australian Fisherman Tries To Catch Fish; Nearly Gets Eaten By Great White Shark Instead

On today's episode of "The Ocean Is Terrible And Never Go In It":

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Today’s instalment of “The Ocean Is Terrible And Never Go In It” comes from a Facebook page called Captain Bucko’s Fishing Charters, which is pretty much exactly what it sounds like. It details the struggle of your uncle to catch a brown marlin, only to reel in a pulverised hunk of bloody meat rapidly followed by a great white shark with an impeccable sense of dramatic timing.