Amy Schumer Reveals The Terrible Secret Of Bros Everywhere: They Kind Of Want To Have Sex With Beer
Secret's out, bros.
Crowded bar. Late night. Glances across the room. Gorgeous woman shows inexplicable attraction to schlubby man. Schlubby man appears to reciprocate gorgeous woman’s advances. Schlubby man approaches gorgeous woman. Woman smiles.
*RECORD SCRATCH*
Schlubby man was just gettin’ a beer! Schlubby man’s out for brews with the boys, he got no time for romance! Ice-cold beers, not ice-cold chicks! Man goes back to the boys with his beer. Boys all cheer. Woman sad.
So goes every brotastic beer commercial since forever; the script’s so played out it’s instantly recogniseable, and it’s that script and the weird thinking behind it that inspires the latest Inside Amy Schumer sketch. If all these bros prefer some crappy beer to interaction with women interested in them for reasons that remain deeply unclear, perhaps said bros just want to fuck the beer instead? Ockham’s Razor, y’know.
Of course, this video is meant for comedic purposes only, and has absolutely no basis in real life, as the YouTube comments under it so vividly demonstrate.
Nope. No truth to this sketch whatsoever. It is completely unfounded. No weird resentment towards women gets expressed as an excessive love of BREWS WITH THE BOYS at all, ever.
Hoooo boy. This got dark quick.