Amanda Berry’s Hero Is The Best Hero
Welcome to the internet's newest viral video. You're about to be totally Charles Ramsey'd.
You’ve probably heard the news by now. Three American women who’ve been missing for close to a decade — Amanda Berry (who was abducted when she was 16), Gina DeJesus (abducted at 14), and Michelle Knight (abducted at 20) — have been found alive and well, only a few miles from the scene of the original abductions.
The women had been kidnapped in Cleveland between nine and eleven years ago; the alleged suspect is a 52-year-old ex-busdriver familiar to the neighbourhood, who’s been keeping them in his house.
They were rescued after Amanda Berry broke out and managed to get the attention of local hero and soon-to-be internet sensation Charles Ramsey, who gave her his phone to make a chilling call to 911.
He was interviewed by a local reporter. It was the greatest interview ever.
The part where he’s eating his McDonalds:
“I heard screamin’. I’m eatin’ my McDonalds. I come outside. I see this girl going NUTS, trying to get out of the house!”
The part where he thought that girl was DEAD!:
“I’m like, ‘I’m calling 9/11 for Amanda Berry? I thought this girl was DEAD!’”
The part where he gives credit where credit is due:
“And like I say, my NEIGHBOUR! I mean, you’ve gotto have some big testicles to pull this off, bro. Because we see this dude every DAY! I mean EVERY day!”
The part where he listens to salsa music:
“I BARBEQUE with this dude. We eat RIBS and listen to SALSA music, you see where I’m coming from?”
The part where he laughs:
“Not a CLUE that that girl was in that house, or that anybody else was in there against their will … He just comes out to his backyard, plays with the dogs, checks in with his cars and motorcycles, goes back in the house! So he’s somebody that you look and you look away, because he’s not doing nothing but the average stuff! See what I’m saying? Nothing exciting about him. Well… until today! HEH HEH HEH!”
The part where he keeps interrupting the reporter with politically incorrectness:
Reporter: What was the reaction on the girl’s faces? I can’t imagine – to see the sunlight, to be around people…
Charles: Bro, I knew something was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man’s arms. Something is wrong here. Dead giveaway.
Reporter: Charles thanky-
Charles: Deeeead giveaway.
Reporter: Charles thankyou very mu-
Charles: Deeeeeeeeeeead giveaway.
Reporter: Charles thankyou very much for your ti-
Charles: Either she’s homeless, or she got PROBLEMS! That’s the ONLY reason she runs to a black man!