A Suburb In Brisbane Has Been Taken Over By This Ridiculously Swole Gym Bro Of A Kangaroo

The gym bro is a type of being that transcends cultural, geographical and economic divides; wherever there is an opportunity for a needless display of obnoxious shirtlessness, there the gym bro will be.

Now it appears the animal kingdom is beginning to produce gym bros of its own; an unusually large two-metre tall kangaroo has set up camp in the Brisbane suburb of North Lakes, which normally wouldn’t be very newsworthy except this particular kangaroo is swole as heck. Look at this giant idiot. He is the Gaston of kangaroos.

That raw footage barely does justice to KangaBro’s power. Like all gym bros he’s clearly been hitting the ‘roids pretty hard, and it’s playing havoc with his emotions — he now spends his time lurking around corners and staunching locals, hoping one of them will give him a reason, just give him a reason mate. He’ll fight ya.

U WOT M8.

You are on your own, Brisbane. We cannot save you from KangaBro.